Posted on April 01, 2010 by Charlotte

Finally.. the product we’ve all been waiting for has arrived.

No longer do we have to worry about piling on the pounds. No longer will we have to subject ourselves to eating rabbit food and pretend to enjoy it. The phrase “a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips” never has to be uttered ever again…

GettingPersonal has listened to all our cries and has come up with a revolutionary product, guaranteed* to change the lives of women all over the country.

And so, with excitement and glee, I’d like to proudly present to you the fantastic and ever so amazing creation of The Weight – Loss Chocolate Bar: ‘Chocolite‘.

Chocolite is 100 grams of delicious milk chocolate formulated by leading food technologists and dieticians to burn fat and reduce cholestoral*.

So ladies, put down the dried fruit, nuts and seeds,  reach for a Chocolite bar and start enjoying the new you today…

*NOT TO BE TAKEN: seriously in any shape or form – Happy April Fool’s Day!!