Posted on February 03, 2010 by Charlotte

To celebrate the launch of our lovely new Valentine’s Personalised Notebooks,  we held a competition on Twitter to tell us what your cheesiest chat up lines are! Our lovely followers came up with some hilarious lines that really were the ultimate in cheese!

Congratulations goes to Jo Bryan and Julie Henderson for winning two Personalised Notebooks each for their efforts in this competition.

To give you a little taster of these cringeworthy lines they all came up with, here’s some of our favourites:

Top Ten Cheesy Chat Up Lines:

1. Hi my name’s Doug. That’s God spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped in it…

2. Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

3. Excuse me, do you give kisses to strangers? No. Well, let me introduce myself …

4. If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together…

5. I bet your last name must be Jacobs because I think you’re a real cracker…

6. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy

7. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?! No neither do I but it broke the ice!!

8. Hi, I’ve lost my telephone number, can I have yours?

9. You look like a parking ticket – you’ve got fine written all over you…

10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If you’re not feeling too queasy by now then why not follow us on Twitter to see more cheesy chat up lines…